The Useless Button Laboratory
The Chaos Button
Times Summoned: 0
Current Mood: Suspiciously serene
The button is charging its personality
The Useless Button Laboratory
Initializing useless experiments...
The Useless Button Laboratory
Times Summoned: 0
Current Mood: Suspiciously serene
The button is charging its personality
The Button, Therapist
Processing0%
Unsolicited Wisdom
Ministry of Nothing · Dept. of Presses
Form 27B/6: Request to Press a Button
All fields are mandatory. Processing may accomplish nothing. That is not a bug, it is policy
Press 26 of 26
Enlightenment Achieved
Thank you for your pointless dedication. The button was never useful, but for 26 glorious presses, it was everything.
42
Don't Panic
You have summoned the button exactly 42 times. The answer was inside you all along. So was the question, unfortunately.
Fortune Cookie
Lucky numbers:
Incoming transmission
A Rival Timeline Approaches
Another chaos practitioner has hurled their records at this laboratory. Absorb them and the better numbers survive. Decline and they return to their own dimension, slightly insulted